(1989) 89m. On Christmas Eve, shop-girl Kirsten discovers that she is the focus of a decades-old evil nazi experiment involving selective breeding in an attempt to create human/elf super hybrids. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an evil elf, and only a renegade loose-cannon mall Santa can save […]

(1987) 87m. A solid sword and sorcery movie directed by Cannibal Holocaust’s Rugerro Deodato and starring jacked bodybuilding twins, Peter and David Paul. Orphaned brothers are trained as gladiators in order to rescue their tribe’s kidnapped leader and retrieve a powerful stolen jewel. 7:00 $10

(1993) 82m. Sandy is the owner of an aerobics studio named High Kicks! After a group of violent psychos break in and assault her, she teams up with Sam, a “karate expert”, to combine their skills and seek revenge. Content warnings: A callous lack of understanding about sexual assault trauma and excessive karate montages. 7:00 […]