TURKISH STAR WARS
Wednesday December 20
(1982, DVD, 91m) Once in a great while a film comes along that is so stunningly bad in its exuberant misguidedness and sheer nerve that we can’t help but be simultaneously repelled by and drawn to it. A film akin to a horrific 30 car pileup where we can’t help but gawk at mangled wreckage but feel ill when we do so. This is Turkish Star Wars.